Ever wanted to play boring video game where absolutely nothing bad can happen to the main character? Well then, definitely DO NOT play 8-BIT WATERSLIDE!

You take control of a screaming coward, TIPLER as he hurtles along this awesome pixel slide.

It's pure, wholesome fun for the whole family!

Still not convinced you need this game?

--Double fart jumps--

Yep, that's right! This game isn't just genre bustingly original, it's also super highbrow and intellectual.

"There's just something to it's brand of crazy that makes everything work" -148Apps

"If you love retro graphics and have a big sense of humor, then 8-BIT WATERSLIDE is the perfect little gem for you!" - AppAdvise

"8-BIT WATERSLIDE seems like something the characters from Mike Judge's Idiocracy might watch on TV." - Touch Arcade

"Playing convulsed with laughter can be considered a good gaming experience" - sspai