A lost cow Viking has heard of this new smart phone which gives her the fairly controversial ability of immortality! However, in order to obtain this new device, she must out run an unseen blizzard while dodging overpowered goats! Also she has to collect credits to buy this said phone! Go, run, and become an immortal!

Features:
Infinite running and double jumping!
16-bit styled Aesthetics
A whole game dedicated to an overdone meme in the gaming community!

From the developers of Cosmotion, Amateur Tank and games on home consoles that you probably never heard of!